Hahahahahahaha! Look what I did!!
Can you recognise the face?
That’s Colin Farrell and he is inside The Sims!!
I know I’m very suaku — this is the first time I’m playing with The Sims Creator (the tool you use to customise faces and costumes of your Sims) — but who cares?
I can play with Colin Farrell!
Make him walk around, make him sleep, make him dance, make him prepare breakfast, make him have to go to the bathroom urgently!!
I can make Colin a new neighbour! I can make another Sim using my face and call her… wait for it… SERENA SIM (definitely no pun intended)!
Colin can fall in love with Serena and ask her to move in to his house and get married with her and have kids!
And then I’ll install The Sims Superstar and The Sims Vacation and we can be superstars and go on a vacation together!
Is that gonna be fun or not?!?
In fact, I’ve already made a Serena Sim:
Hahahahahahaha!!! Is that funny or what?!?
I am just dying of laughter here.
*wipes away tears*
Okay. I’m a very sad person.
And The Sims is an evil, EVIL game.