What happens when you mix boredom and Dead or Alive: Ultimate? A whole lot of crap thoughts, that’s what.
The game’s really good, but I tend to wonder…
- Whether Tengu’s wife (if any) is adequately satisfied by both the top and bottom.
- Who’s the real bad girl in the game?
- Do the girls get hypothermia after fighting in their swimsuits in the snow?
- How a slight punch can cause the opponent to turn around and faint. They always turn!
- Why the guys’ AIs actually fight better when they are against a girl in a swimsuit. Could they be gay?
Wonder, wonder, wonder…
But hey, with 54 (FIFTY-FOUR, repeat after me: FIFTEE FOUR) costumes unlocked already, I guess it’ll be good to finish up (at least) the girls’ costumes. Which means a whole lot of offline fighting for the next few days, as and when I feel like slapping Tengu’s silly nose.